STONED: THE STONE OF SCORN AND YOU

Recently an anonymous source know only to this reporter as “Mr. Stone” came forward with some shocking accusations toward a pair of garou. The Garou in question are one Blake “Sparky” Paulson, a Ragabash Cliath and a Mr. Ryshad, who this reporter believes is a Galliard Cliath.

Mr. Stone confirmed earlier reports that these two Cliath disobeyed a direct order from one Tyrone “T-Dog” Rhya, a Bone Gnawer Ahroun Adren. Other sources tell us that earlier that same evening “T-Dog” had established his place in the sept as War Leader with the help of his prodigious strength and a fence post.

Of course, this information only adds to the seriousness of the charge of insubordination. When reached for comment Blake had this to say, “Yeah, we screwed up, and we got a beating for it. We didn’t get anything we didn’t have coming”.

This is all well and good, but what about other charges that Mr. Stone has leveled against these scorned Garou? According to Mr. Stone, Ryshad and Blake both wear lacy pink underwear, bathe infrequently, and are vegetarians. Mr. Stone goes on to say that Ryshad is quick to run away in the face of danger, and that Blake’s mother is Bone Gnawer kinfolk.

We also like to suggest that the scorned Garou wet their beds at night and are afraid of the dark. They should not leave home without their mommies holding their hands, and have the rankest B.O. this reporter has ever experienced.