FRONT PAGE

SPECIALS [all]
THE CLIATH TOURIST'S GUIDE
"RAGABASH FIGHT LIKE WUSSES"
RECIPE: 'SHREDDED GALLIARD'
STONED: THE STONE OF SCORN AND YOU

FEATURES [all]
ALPHA SAYS...
RAGLIST
the HOWL
LUNEY BIN
DEAR 'BASHERS,
RAG-ON
GAROU FUNNIES

FAQs [all]
Werewolf game?
Ragabash?
I still don't get it.
Who's behind this??

the RAG | FREE for werewolves! | SUMMER 2004 | ISSUE googlymuffin
"Why are you so pissy today? are you on the RAG??"

We'll be with you in a moment

Welcome to the work-in-progress page of the Ragabash RAG! It's our responsibility to remind our fellow Garou of their wits, their weaknesses, not to mention their sense of humor.
WISHLIST
  • some actual articles instead of empty links would be nice. I've offered some suggestions, you, Ragabash, fill in the blanks.
  • dangerous, silly, or interesting places and creatures that no one in the right mind should go see which, obviously, we're going to mark as "attractions."
  • who's infamous for what among our peers!
  • Garou jokes, articles, opinions, song parodies, etc.
  • one million dollars.
  • pictures, drawings, maps, cartoons, photos, the like
  • a pony. better yet, a were-pony
  • a big bag of Reeses peanut butter candy.
  • a swimming pool
  • and any other suggestions, contributions, brainstormy ideas.

    For those of you who want/need to see it (and who doesn't I ask?) here is a link to Things Runs-Like-Hell Is No Longer Allowed to Do in the Garou Nation.

    THIS ISSUE'S SPECIALS
    THE CLIATH TOURIST'S GUIDE
    This handy list highlights dangerous places to go and people to see. We are not liable for injury or death resulting from use, proper or improper, of this map. [more...]
    SPORTS SPECIAL: "RAGABASH FIGHT LIKE WUSSES"
    The Ahrouns stomped the Ragabash in a head-on practice battle; no one was suprised. Our tactical "specialists" give you the good, the bad, and the ugly of both sides. [more...]
    RECIPE: 'SHREDDED GALLIARD'
    Mix one demeaning story, three pissed off Black Furies, and a tactless Galliard, and what do you get? This tasty taco dish in honor of the soon-to-be-departed! [more...]
    STONED: THE STONE OF SCORN AND YOU
    What does the Stone of Scorn actually say? We did some research, and came up with some favorites. Feel free to shout these at anyone wearing a Stone - in fact, we insist. [more...]
    REGULAR FEATURES
    ALPHA SAYS...
    Wisdom for the cubs and reminders for all Garou. We'll try to put this as nicely as possible.
    RAGLIST
    "Who's Who" in the Sept; bring this to campfires and moots to I.D. those elusive Garou!
    the HOWL
    Catch up on the latest Galliard tales. We offer critiques and criticism... mostly heckling.
    LUNEY BIN
    Our mystical "experts" consult the spirits to bring you your Auspice's horoscope!
    DEAR 'BASHERS,
    We answer fan mail, give advice, and publish death threats. Boy, we love feedback.
    RAG-ON
    Regular opinion-editorial articles, or rants on whatever the hell the editor feels like.
    GAROU FUNNIES
    Jokes, cartoons, songs, parodies, and other humor. Because everything else is so serious.
    Frequently Asked Questions
    Garou? Werewolf game? What the heck is this? This site is based on a role playing game world from the book Werewolf: the Apocalypse. [more...] What's with you crazy Ragabash? I'm gonna kill you all.
    Yeah, we get that a lot. Few other Auspices appreciate exactly what it is that we do... [more...]
    Huh? I still don't get it. What's with this site?
    So, there's this game called 'Werewolf', our characters are natural-born Tricksters, and we thought, "hey, we could make a satirical newsletter. that would be awesome fun." [more...]
    I see. So who's behind all this??
    You want to know so you can kill us, don't you? Yeees you do. You have that familiar gleam in your eye. [more...]

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